Digested week: Return of the cassette tape … and maybe the dodo

Plus the right to roam the green and pleasant, and a £1,795-a-night solution to the postpartum blues

An all-party parliamentary group is calling for everyone to be given the right to go wild camping and swimming across our green and pleasant land (and, I suppose our blue and hopefully non-besewaged waters). Apparently we only have the right to roam across 8% of England at the moment, a situation that strikes me as so perfectly us that it should be submitted to the Unesco intangible cultural heritage list immediately if not sooner.